Stringfellows

Lap dancing club comes to Dublin

I heard that they gave him permission
To open a new dancing club,
A bare boob and bum exhibition
For many a red-blooded Dub.

There’ll be big, bouncing backsides all week,
Despite all the moralists’ flak,
Some say that it’s just bare-faced cheek,
Some say they’ll just go for the craic.

But the Equal Opportunities chaps,
Can’t figure the legal controls –
How can they have pole-dancing Lapps,
But they cannot have lap-dancing Poles?